God, I want to kill Jang Geun Suk’s stylist

Snark post. You stand/sit forewarned. Then again, considering what we’re dealing with, you might also want blinders.

This is what I mean.

Like, what? This is fug on so many different levels, I don’t even know where to start. He was at some random event for bags. Whatever. Maybe working on 281397310 projects has dulled his fashion sense, but what happened to not wearing all white before Labour Day? Or after? (Admittedly he’s Korean so I won’t expect him to know or care…) But, you know, picking an outfit that won’t let his nipples show? NOT THAT HARD. It requires a little looking in the mirror. That’s it.

My main beef is with how he’s trying to seem older and tougher, and he just looks like he got overenthusiastic with the gel and fell face-first into the engine of his car, resulting in light black smudges he refused to clean up. Right now he’s 21, and his asset is the fact that he’s fresh-faced and cute. Use what you have, dude.

AND THOSE HAIRY LEGS. For someone who’s built a career around looking cute and fetching, he’s doing a good job of walking away from that role. By having a midlife crisis 20 years in advance.

I’ll leave the shoe commentary to … other people.

At least when he had his brief fling with radioactivity, he looked okay. Cute, fresh-faced, and a little bit dorky. That’s how we love our Jang Geun Suk. But god. Here, he just. [insert wild flailing]

I should have a category dedicated to ‘What the hell are you wearing??”

Iljimae csubs should be out in 4 hours.

Sevenses