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The needs of men and women: A comparison

Tuesday, June 24, 2008 Leave a comment Go to comments

Disclaimer: May not be politically correct. Commentary and laughing welcome, flames will be used to melt my fondue.

1-5 years old
Girl: Mommy!
Boy: Mommy!

6-10 years old
Girl: As long as it’s not a boy
Boy: Another boy who can come annoy girls with me

11-15 years old
Girl: 15-18 year old male, sensible, and not like those barbaric idiots my age
Boy: Soccer, tennis, badminton, basketball, ping pong…

16-20 years old
Girl: Someone my age, who’s cute
Boy: Any woman, any woman will do!

21-25 years old
Woman: 25-29 year old male, mature, skilled, gentle
Man: 20-24 year old woman, pretty with nice figure

26-30 years old
Woman: A man who’s older than I am
Man: 20-24 year old woman, pretty with nice figure

30-40 years old
Woman: A soulmate
Man: 20-24 year old woman, pretty with nice figure

40-50 years old
Woman: A guy.
Man: 20-24 year old woman, pretty with nice figure

50-60 years old
Woman: Someone I can grow old with
Man: 20-24 year old woman, pretty with nice figure

60-80 years old
Woman: Someone who can take care of themselves
Man: 20-24 year old woman, pretty with nice figure

80-90 years old
Woman: Someone who dies after I do
Man: Can’t see well anymore, but I hope it’s a 20-24 year old woman, pretty …

Conclusion: After the age of 20, men have very singleminded needs!
Hope that was fun!
Sevenses
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  1. flyingcrispi
    Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 11:56 am

    LMAO!

    This so true…

  2. zuanie
    Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    that cracks me up
    yes, I do think a lot of men scale girls on their look
    but it occurs to me that few of them look at themselves in mirror
    strike that, i know guys look at mirrors even more than girls do
    they just fail to see their own reflection.

  3. Idabi
    Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    Haha! This is hilarious.

  4. lyn
    Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    haha..i love the male comment…lol..20-24 yrs old women..pretty and nice figure..the funny one is the 16-20..hahahaha..that is so true..they want any women..lol…raging hormones…love ur sense of humor

  5. Holly
    Sunday, June 29, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    that was hilarious.

    thanks for the laughs.

  6. Zilly
    Monday, July 21, 2008 at 5:11 am

    got a stomache from laughing…

  7. v
    Saturday, March 21, 2009 at 12:21 am

    hey, 2nd comment… thanks for killing me with humor

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