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say no! to drugs

Sunday, February 17, 2008 Leave a comment Go to comments

Yes, educational message of the day over with.

flyingcrispi, bless her soul, wanted something to distract her from the HGDWS

Here you go:

1. Save the whales…Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like…Night.

3. On the other hand…you have different fingers.

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm…but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

10. Support bacteria…They’re the only culture some people have.

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? OK, now raise my hand.

15. So what’s the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future…Laziness pays off now.

18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

22. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what just happened.

25. Just remember…If the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.

26. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

27. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates…It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.



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  1. flyingcrispi
    Monday, February 18, 2008 at 6:50 am

    Dear Sevenses,

    I saw the title first and was like, uhu, it rings a bell.
    You quoted me!!! I’m now going to worship you and high-five you forever (that one was in the Mac Book Air ad parody on youtube, might be fun for you to watch once you’ve seen the original ad)
    Once again you made my day! It was just…the funniest stuff ever.
    “A day without sunshine is like…Night.” that’s my favorite, but I liked all of them very much, so…

    Have a very …


    …day (you pick what you want)


  2. Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 10:14 am

    Lalala! I am all happy b/c tomorrow is Wednesday and I’m almost done applying to university, yay. Are you still in school too?

    That stuff I found on the nets a while ago.

    “Just remember…If the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.”

    This one is my personal favourite.

  3. flyingcrispi
    Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    Yes, I’m still in school.
    I believe it’s something like 11th grade (dunno the american grade system very much, but I have one more year to go until I graduate, so that would make me…a junior?)
    Anyway, those phrases all were great.

    But if you think the world doesn’t suck, wouldn’t you be… high? (just came up with that, does it even make sens?)

  4. Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    Nya, then I’m older! Bow down to senpai, minion! (that was a joke)

    I can’t wait for tomorroooooooooooooooooow. Wednesday, please come faster!

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