Bored?

Well, I have times when I’m in class and the reproductive processes of the average amoeba just don’t fascinate me all that much, you know? So this page here is purely for the edification of those who are suffering through the deepest doldrums of tedium. Also, the blogroll was getting full.

Ranked by alphabetical order of title, and under heavy construction.

Let the fun begin…

The Abridged Yugioh series: Something of a Youtube classic, this group of vids takes the average annoying episode of Yugioh and transforms it into a masterwork of mockery.

An Old-Fashioned Unicorn’s Guide to Courtship: Maya’s fledgling short story – come on, with a title like that, are you really not going to click on the link? Do click. Contains Alicia of the Hair That is Slightly Blondish in Summertime, fairytale rituals, and hedges that shoot poison darts at people.

The “Blog” of “Unneccessary” Quotations: All the unlawful things people do with quotation marks.

Bulwer-Lytton Contest entries for 2008 and the List of Annual Winners: You wouldn’t believe it, but people write horribly on purpose and then send in the results to the judges of the Bulwer-Lytton contest. Contains such jewels like “Toads of glory, slugs of joy,” sang Groin the dwarf as he trotted jovially down the path before a great dragon ate him because the author knew that this story was a train wreck after he typed the first few words.“

Cakewrecks.com: Some of the most unappetizing cakes ever made. Plus captions.

Can I take your order? : Engrish at its best. I mean it. Contains gems like “Burn the Spring Chicken” as a menu item. (I spent an hour laughing like a drain, people. Go read it.)

Cracked.com: Lists of random stuff that you wouldn’t think to put together. Funny, insolent, often rude, may twist the facts to make it funnier.

Cute Overload: As the name says.

Edward Cullen reviews Breaking Dawn: A surprisingly apt pictorial guide to Edward’s reaction to Breaking Dawn. Features The Hair.

Engrish.com: The classic go-to site for badly translated things into English.

Entendu à Montréal: One of the many ‘overheard in’ sites out there, the most famous being Overheard In New York. This one is from my current place of residence, and compilations are in French. Unintentional street humour at its best.

Fail blog: Err. Rather funny pictures in the spirit of random stuff that just … doesn’t work.

Go Fug Yourself: Fashion sneers at celebrities.

Growing Up Cullen: What do you do when Edward is a 40-year-old spinster who … for lack of a better word, is pmsing?

Hanzi Smatter/一知半解: A site devoted to showing you some of the better bloopers of Chinese users who, for example, have no idea what they’ve tattooed onto their bicep.

I Can Has Cheezburger, and its sister site, I Can Has A Hotdog: Pictures of cats and dogs with raaaandom captions. If you haven’t seen it, go! (Also, where have you been lately?)

Jezebel: Snarky, insightful and honest about what it’s like to be a woman. (Plus, awesome titling.)

Loinfire Club: Take a romance novel, alcohol and students. Mix, combine, exposit.

Maya’s wonderful movie parodies: Includes such titles as ‘Peter the Magnificent and Caspian the Super Fine’, ‘Goblet of Scorching Hotness’, ‘Revenge of the – Wow, that was brave of of Lucas, wasn’t it?’ (also Troy, and Spiderman 3).

McTabby’s Summary Executions: The best of Harry Potter fanfic summaries.

Movies in 15 Minutes: So maybe movie parodies are a dime a bushel – but Miss Cleo’s one of the best.

Movie Spoilers: Self explanatory.

The Non-Adventures of Wonderella: Great comic strips revolving around a Wonderwoman-esque character and pop culture.

One Manga: One of the largest manga archiving sites on the web.

Shit Happens: What the religions say about ’shit’.

Smart Bitches, Trashy Books: Best Romance reviews ever.

Smugopedia: Where strange, strange opinions are offered and you get to feel smug.

TV Tropes: Does what it says on the label. Caveat lector: I’m warning you right now, this site is a virtual black hole. Click on this link and you may emerge 3 days later, not having eaten or showered but a great deal more culture-savvy.

xkcd: A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.

Love,

Sevenses