God, I want to kill Jang Geun Suk’s stylist

27 06 2008

Snark post. You stand/sit forewarned. Then again, considering what we’re dealing with, you might also want blinders.

This is what I mean.

Like, what? This is fug on so many different levels, I don’t even know where to start. He was at some random event for bags. Whatever. Maybe working on 281397310 projects has dulled his fashion sense, but what happened to not wearing all white before Labour Day? Or after? (Admittedly he’s Korean so I won’t expect him to know or care…) But, you know, picking an outfit that won’t let his nipples show? NOT THAT HARD. It requires a little looking in the mirror. That’s it.

My main beef is with how he’s trying to seem older and tougher, and he just looks like he got overenthusiastic with the gel and fell face-first into the engine of his car, resulting in light black smudges he refused to clean up. Right now he’s 21, and his asset is the fact that he’s fresh-faced and cute. Use what you have, dude.

AND THOSE HAIRY LEGS. For someone who’s built a career around looking cute and fetching, he’s doing a good job of walking away from that role. By having a midlife crisis 20 years in advance.

I’ll leave the shoe commentary to … other people.

At least when he had his brief fling with radioactivity, he looked okay. Cute, fresh-faced, and a little bit dorky. That’s how we love our Jang Geun Suk. But god. Here, he just. [insert wild flailing]

I should have a category dedicated to ‘What the hell are you wearing??”

Iljimae csubs should be out in 4 hours.

Sevenses


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27 06 2008
flyingcrispi

My dad was dressed just like him (first picture) when we went to the beach last summer (minus the bag) and he’s 50. >_<

27 06 2008
sevenses

That’s what I mean!!one!!!1!!!!eleven!

He’s trying for the fast-track to ajusshi-hood.

27 06 2008
paradoxcomplex

A little bit of me died with this blog. R.I.P. JGS the Cute; hello Jang ajusshi.

Have fun watching MLS though ;)

27 06 2008
irugnotmis

wow. just wow.

27 06 2008
zuanie

I saw those pics on soompi and hastily shut down my browser. And I thought I was the only one who couldn’t stand his current so-called style (there are bunch of people who think that is sexy/manly =_=). How i miss his innocent tidy image back then. Jang Geun Seok looks much better with casual hair down on his forehead and his facial hair needs to go TT_____________TT.

30 06 2008
jo

I likED him. Im so sad right now. He shot to fame with his coolness in HGD but now i think he just plummeted down into the abyss.

1 07 2008
Neechan

SOMEBODY PLZ SHOT HIS STYLIST/DESIGNER/FASHION SENSE RIGHT NOW. ;_______;

*sticks CH wig and flowery patterns on him*
This makes me want to draw HGD dress up dolls. XD XD

1 07 2008
sevenses

I scroll down super fast to avoid this pic. At first I thought I must be alone in my reaction, but I’m glad I’m not. (In the way that proves I have not yet lost my grip on the definition of attractiveness. Not in the way that I am actually glad he dresses like this. Oh god, no.)

He’s trying so hard to be cool that it totally backfires on him. Jang ahjussi indeed.

Neechan. Please. I need the glory days of HGD again. OTL

2 07 2008
Frequentflyer120

i seriously gasped. out loud. and then i laughed. (poor guy) i don’t even know who this is… (gonna wikipedia it for info…) and i felt embarrassed for him. ugh. so sad. oh well. everyone makes mistakes. it’s just the unique few who get theirs’ recorded for all time.. lol

16 07 2008
SiCunit

Euw! Geun-Seuk Oppa, please don’t dress like you did in the first pic again! It’s just not YOU. Rather than trying to be cool, you’ve made yourself “euw”. Holding that kind of bag is NOT MANLY! Bring backpack please!! Or maybe, you can do like you did when you played Sin Eun-Gyoo in “DoReMiPaSolRaSiDo”. Bringing guitar on your back would probably be MUCH BETTER!

6 08 2008
peachy

you r so cute………………

6 08 2008
peachy

jang geun suk is the one of cuttiest korean boy

10 08 2008
Jang Geun Suk`s Fans

flyingcrispi , Neechan ,Frequentflyer120, SiCunit ur Stuped if u think his style is ugly … He`s the moust beautiful korean gyu and whatever he`s wear he look cool (hot) peachy ur really number one fan of Jang geun suk like us !

10 08 2008
sevenses

Please don’t attack other people on my blog. They are entitled to their opinions, as are you.

25 11 2008
lawang

u r lookin cute n cool as always…

25 11 2008
tenzing

ur lookin cute and cool as always………..!!!!!!!!!!!!

19 12 2008
heesun

true fans would love him in any kind of clothes ;-) ~~~~~

5 02 2009
hanh

why is he tryin to hard to look old
dat 1st pic is juzz weird
he’s already cutee enuff.

11 04 2009
adick_almond

hayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz JGS…go back to normal life hahaha your fans are getting mad with ur style,,,i think they are right…anyway, im still ur big fan ever!mwah!Keep up the good work!

2 05 2009
arlyn joy

hi,i really like jang geun suk,im starting to earn money in order i can fly to korea,to meet him,keep up the good work,i love you,

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