Vatican worried that Muslims are outnumbering Catholics

According to statistics, right now, Muslims make up 19.2% of the worlds population, beating the Catholic 17.4%.

A high ranking church official commented, “While it is known that Muslim families continue to have many children, Christian families are having fewer.” (He also said, “For the first time in history, we are no longer on top.”)

Source: The Guardian Weekly. Vol 178 No 16.

Well. That clears up a few things, don’t you think?

a) That pesky birth control issue, in which the church has always maintained a firm stance.

b) Climate change! Let’s all have babies and use up the world’s limited resources! Because, as we all know, potential Catholics deserve to be consumers just as much as potential Muslims.

c) Lalala, what xenophobia? Next thing you know, they might do population analyses based on nationality, and we all know who would win, right?

d) HIV doesn’t happen to good Catholics. God takes care of that.

Okay, enough of this concern for fellow humans. Take me to someplace where I don’t have to worry about concern. Yay for dramaland.

Love,

Sevenses